To-Do

So, due to the nature of my job (which involves a lot of standing around and doing nothing,) I have had a lot of time on my hands to ponder lately. The subjects would range from things like Obama's foreign policy to men over the age of 50 who I would conceivably have sex with. Sadly, I didn't think that either of those subjects would be particularly interesting to read about, unless of course you would like for me to recall a particularly steamy fantasy I had about George Clooney not too long ago. No? Didn't think so. Anyways, for any of you who know me well, you know that I am a slave to my calendar and my endless reminders and notes that I write to myself, basically I am my crackberry's bitch. At the beginning of each year, I like the other hordes of well intentioned people, sit down and write out a list of  New Year's resolutions, which are usually forgotten by the time February rolls around. Seeing as I'm not one for convention, I decided to compile a To-Do list of sorts, but for my life. Perhaps this will give me the kick in the ass that I need.

1. Stop dating assholes. No matter how good looking, witty, or worldly they are. 
2. Learn how to say "no" and mean it.
3. Learn how to play a guitar (well).
4. Quit letting my insecurities get the best of me.
5. Stop being such a commitment-phobe.
6. Get to be a really good cook.
7. Fall head-over-heels-madly-in-love with someone.
8. Write a travel book.
9. Get over some of my irrational fears (basically anythings that slithers, slinks, or crawls)
10. Go on a road trip with no predetermined destination.
11. Drink more water.
12. Cut down on the sheesha, and other assorted vices.
13. Get my masters.
14. Find my passion.
15. Be more spiritual.
16. Stop worrying about the little things.
17. Get a yellow labrador and name him Wonton.
18. Change somebody's life for the better.
19. Don't look back.
20. Start paying more attention to politics.
21. Have great sex.
22. Take more photos.
23. Live, instead of existing.
24. Work because I like to, not because I have to.
25. Go skinny dipping.
26. Learn how to tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
27. Run a marathon.
28. Stop worrying about things that I can't control.
29. Say something quotable.
30. Donate blood, despite the fact that I'm scared shitless of needles.
31. Throw a dart on a map, and travel to where it lands.
32. Get a tattoo.
33. Tell someone I love them, and mean it.
34. Get along with my family.
35. Make amends with anyone who I have ever hurt.
36. Have a flat in London.
37. Volunteer for something worthwhile.
38. Have someone write a song about me.
39. Satisfy my wanderlust.
40. Completely cover my walls in postcards from my travels.
41. Learn how to take a compliment.
42. Overcome my fear of failure.
43. Lose more money than I can afford to in Vegas.
44. Learn to bartend.
45. Run nude through a public place.
46. Tell a complete stranger that they are gorgeous.
47. Never take myself too seriously.
48. Learn about other religions.
49. Protest for something I care about.
50. Carry a donor card.